Difference between revisions of "Good News"
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<poem>'''The professor''': [[Good news, everyone]]! I'm in terrible pain. | <poem>'''The professor''': [[Good news, everyone]]! I'm in terrible pain. | ||
'''{{Hermes}}''': How is that good news? | '''{{Hermes}}''': How is that good news? | ||
'''The professor''': It's not. I've run out of</poem> | '''The professor''': It's not. I've run out of <u>Good News</u>-brand herbal supplement. If you don't get me more <u>Good News</u>, everyone, my arthritis will make me seize up like a [[Great Monkey Desert|dried monkey carcass]].</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Hermes''': I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy. | <poem>'''Hermes''': I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy. | ||
'''The professor''': Ha! The [[religion|sacred]] weed of Omicron is a serious herb. | '''The professor''': Ha! The [[religion|sacred]] weed of Omicron is a serious herb. |
Latest revision as of 02:05, 4 November 2014
- This article is about the herbal supplement. For the catchphrase, see Good news, everyone.
Good News | |
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Type | Herbal supplement |
Owner(s) | The professor |
Origin | Omicron Persei 8 (origin of the active ingredient) |
First appearance | "T.: The Terrestrial" (7ACV16) |
Good News is a brand of herbal supplement that the professor had need for in 3013. [7ACV16] After running out of supplement, the professor sent the crew to Omicron Persei 8 — the only place where the supplement's active ingredient grows. The ingredient later cleared up his arthritis and his glaucoma.
Additional information
Quotes
The professor: Good news, everyone! I'm in terrible pain.
Hermes: How is that good news?
The professor: It's not. I've run out of Good News-brand herbal supplement. If you don't get me more Good News, everyone, my arthritis will make me seize up like a dried monkey carcass.
Hermes: I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy.
The professor: Ha! The sacred weed of Omicron is a serious herb.
Hermes: Sacred weed, you say? [He picks up the professor's Good News bottle and smells the supplement.]
Sweet toke of Ocracoke! This stuff's the Omichronic! To the ship!